So I had a little free time…
This collage is based on the Stephanie Plum novels by Janet Evanovich. I’m currently up to Hot Six (Book 6 for those of you unfamiliar with Evanovich’s creative titling).
Here’s the thing, my original concept was a collage of all the main characters, but that would entail a major internet search and like I said, I had a “little” free time and I needed to spend what was left of that time getting a life.
Then I thought about doing a “Morelli—Stephanie—Ranger love triangle.” I had envisioned The Rock as Ranger, but I couldn’t find any suave Rock pictures outside of WWE publicity photos and The Scorpion King (gagth me with a spoon). The WWE photos bought back cringe-worthy memories of my childhood years spent as a crazed pro wrestling fan, not realizing until I was 15 that it was all fake. And to think I begged my parents to spring for Pay-Per-View so I could watch The Rock lay the smackdown on all those unworthy jabronis on ‘King of the Ring.’ Nobody wants to be reminded of how slow they are…
Then it dawned on me that I spent roughly 15 mins searching for Rock pictures, which made me feel even sorrier for myself.
For those of you familiar with the Stephanie Plum novels, you should recognize her 1953 Powder Blue Buick, Rex the Hamster (I couldn’t find one in a soup can so I settled for a hamster in a soup dish…eh…good enough), Vincent Plum Bail Bonds, Marisa Tomei as Stephanie Plum, and Hugh Jackman as Joe Morelli. I also included a leather jacket (she wore one at one point in her bounty hunting career) and some sexy shoes because I’m convinced Morelli has a shoe fetish.
For those of you unfamiliar with the novel, I’m going to have a hard time explaining how a hamster, a revolver, a sexy man, and sexy shoes fit together.
You must presume this is random.
You must think I’m weird.