My stalker senses tell me that Chartroose of Bloody Hell, It’s a Book Barrage hasn’t updated since July 23, 2009! So a bunch of us were twittering about how we miss Chartroose and some of us were biting our fingernails in fear that she’s been abducted by aliens or ran away with Jamie Fraser or, to a lesser extent, a chiseled Ron Weasley. That being said, as part of the first Book Blogger’s Rescue Mission, I’ve volunteered to lure Chartroose back into the game with a Jonathan Rhys Meyers collage.
Chartroose, this is for you. You must blog again! Don’t make me put your Jodie Foster-esque face on a milk carton…

If that doesn’t work, you’ve forced me to play dirty.
I DARE you to take a look at these pictures and not be enticed to blog again.
I’ll stop there on account of my laptop’s melting.
Chartroose! *Shakes virtual fist* COME. BACK.

Wow!
Chartoose?!!!!!!
By: Natasha @ Maw Books on September 19, 2009
at 6:52 am
Bloody hell indeed! That’s very, ummmm, inspirational.
By: softdrink on September 19, 2009
at 7:13 am
Dude, if I were Chartroose I’d be back like a shot.
By: Memory on September 19, 2009
at 1:14 pm
Perfect!!! This better bring her back.
And ZOMG my entire body melted at the Paul Newman shot…not that the others weren’t a bunch of fun too!
By: Eva on September 19, 2009
at 1:16 pm
Okay this is funny. I’ve been watching Paul Newman for years, since “Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid” came out. And I have been so wrapped up in those eyes, that I never even noticed how fantastic his abs were!
By: Lisa on September 19, 2009
at 1:42 pm
Well, they’d draw ME back in!
BRB. Taking cold shower.
By: Maree on September 19, 2009
at 3:24 pm
who’s the guy with the arm around a chair? that look is too intense….
By: Laura McDonald on September 20, 2009
at 12:36 pm
Here’s the pretty!
Not only is there some JRM love but dang if you didn’t give me a fabulous dose of Sawyer too.
Wonderful, truly wonderful!
By: Michelle on September 20, 2009
at 3:42 pm
Laura: He’s our favorite guy! Richard Armitage, man of the come-hither stare!
By: T.Y. on September 21, 2009
at 7:18 am
Ah, I didn’t recognize him! But I suppose I did, subconsciously, recognize that stare…wow…
By: Laura McDonald on September 21, 2009
at 10:01 am
And, and? has she seen it yet?! I’ll email the link, too.
The collage is impressive. WELL DONE.
By: Care on September 22, 2009
at 6:29 am
Dang it! Must run to the library and rent North and South ASAP.
Your posts always leave my chemistry textbook drooping its pages in shame.
By: mems on September 22, 2009
at 10:25 am
Damn you to hell!!! Now I’ll have to come back. (Actually, thanks, T.)
Gerard Butler! Man, I forgot all about him. I saw him nekkid in one of his old films. Totally yummy.
By: chartroose on September 24, 2009
at 11:59 am
CHARTROOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You’re back! I see my virtual fist shaking scared you into submission… You BETTER update your blog or I will SWEEP THE LEG out from YOU! Have you met my Lolita legs? I call them Law and Order.
By: T.Y. on September 24, 2009
at 12:33 pm
Oh goodness gracious who in the world can deny Gerard Butler?
By: Juju on September 26, 2009
at 5:05 am
Glad to see Char poke her head out of the sand! Way to play dirty, T!
By: trish on October 6, 2009
at 8:02 am